The Perfect Yard Sign
Finally! a perfect gift for all those evil people who torture young and old. The ones who refuse to return any kind of items that may cross their royal threshold. This great yard sign will help you in two ways. One, it will tell you that the evil person living inside the house is really an evil troll. So you should play really bad that day and don't give anything your best shot. Second, it will inform you that he or she will keep your ball so bring more than one!
