Oooh It's Friday the 13th and It's time for something SCARY. I wanted to show you guys this really scary video but now I can't find it! In any case, no worries here's a Troll doll, gone a little "Psycho" and it's scarrryyy! By the way today is also my sister's B-day, who just loves horror movies. So little sis this one is for you!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Troll Dolls Fight Evil!
I always wondered if these tiny Troll dolls could protect themselves from a ninja! Well thanks to this fun video, i just got my questioned answered. Let me tell you these Troll dolls really know how to fight some evil! But then is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle really evil? Haha. I love those guys!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Troll Doll Stroller!
I know you always wanted one! And it's all good unless, you want to look like a crazy running around town with a very tiny stroller on your behind. Sorry to break it to you but this one is purely for the Troll dolls or anything the size of a baby. So while you walk, thousands of miles, your Troll doll can have the time of its life. It even comes with a poppy red cushion. How lovely, something nice and soft for those tiny bottoms.
Well of course we're going to wish Barbie doll a happy birthday whether the Trolls really like it or not. After all, It is her 50th birthday! I know Trolls and Barbie have had an ongoing strange relationship, at least in this blog's world. First mini Trolls got boxed with her, then the Trolls tried to cook Barbie and now she wants to play with their hair. It's all very crazy! I really sense a little bit of love hate relationship thing going on here. In any case we need to respect the fact that she's fifty and looks forever young. I think I speak on behalf of Mr. Purple Hair Troll and the rest of the Troll community when I say Barbie, please share your secret youth recipe. You will give these Trolls a chance to look less ugly and more cute.
To celebrate Barbie's birthday, we will go back in time and see this amazing commercial on Troll Barbie! Where Barbie has gone Troll crazy and wants to mix and match Troll hair. If I tried to snatch away people's hair or let's say wigs, I would most likely get punched in the face! What are your thoughts? on Barbie? her birthday? or the complex Troll and Barbie relationship?
I know you guys are thinking the same thing, What!? Trolls love shoes but they don't even wear shoes! The answer is yes and no. The Ugly cute little troll dolls don't wear anything. It's true, I mean they're always naked. Well ok sometimes they have clothes on but some I did see with just the shoes and I'm not sure what the point is there. In any case, this video is all about the really ugly evil trolls. You know the kind in the Trolls horror movie, ok maybe that's too ugly but you get the point. Check it out, It involves, ugly giant evil trolls, lots of shoes and a fun shoe song.
Caution: Profane Language!
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Meet The Trolls Band
I am just amazed at all these Troll videos out there! Well this one is really cute. It's a behind the scene look at the band "The Trolls." Check out their concert towards the end. Their song "Troll Power" rocks, although I wish I could hear their hit single "I Wanna Comb Your Hair" as well. I like the fans dancing around too. One thing I don't get though are the long hands of the fans in the front of the stage. Since when did Troll dolls start having really long hands? haha
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Troll Museum is so GROOVY!
Somehow I'm not surprised to find out that there is a Troll museum out there. After all, we have a museum for every possible thing you can imagine. Some of the very bizarre ones include the Toilet museum, Burger museum, Hair museum, Shoe Museum and the Nut Museum, as in the nuts you eat and not the crazies. So hey, why not a Troll museum. This lovely lady had so many Trolls that she decided to open up a museum. I have a lot of books! so could I open up a book museum? It's interesting, especially when she talks about using one of her Norfin Trolls to store change. She took the head off but then she couldn't put it back on. Poor Troll doll must have been mortified. No wonder they get nasty at times. Speaking of which, she wonders as to why people are afraid of the Troll dolls. Well lady, have you ever watched Trolls horror film (1986)? yeah Ok so they're not the traditional Troll dolls but they are definitely the evil nasty really distant cousins of these cute but ugly dolls.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
The Perfect Yard Sign
Finally! a perfect gift for all those evil people who torture young and old. The ones who refuse to return any kind of items that may cross their royal threshold. This great yard sign will help you in two ways. One, it will tell you that the evil person living inside the house is really an evil troll. So you should play really bad that day and don't give anything your best shot. Second, it will inform you that he or she will keep your ball so bring more than one!
Yup they're at it again but this time it's more funny, and not at all disturbing! So lean back, grab a drink and watch this cute video by TheElectricBananas.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Barbie Doll Roast - Yikes!
I know you're most probably thinking, wow this time she's gone really dark! But seriously guys It's not me. It's those nasty Trolls. I may not be fond of Barbies, but I still prefer Ramen noodles over Barbie roast! Yes I know, It's a little disturbing. Ok maybe more than a little. But hey, get use to it because I have some more shocking stuff coming your way. Aha! and you thought all Trolls were sweet and innocent. Such is not the case my friends. By the way, I'm still trying to understand how they manage to set all this up without setting themselves on fire! Woah now that would have been quite a Stew!
Friday, February 20, 2009
The Treehouse Troll Family
I don't know about you guys but I have never heard of "The Treehouse Troll" movies. When did this happen? and what is this? Those eyes, Oh my God! I just kept on staring and started singing along, It was really scary. They go "We are Treehouse kids and we aren't very big." Are they kidding me? I mean have they seen themselves in the mirror lately. I had to find out more, so i searched, and I found this very interesting article on "The Treehouse Trolls." Here's the link, http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0912/ BUT FIRST! prepare yourself and check out the video. Happy Friday!
Thursday, February 19, 2009
What a Day!
Well it started out as a not so bad day. I had a field trip to the Glamour Magazine. It was great, there was water, food, and brownies. I was happy, Mr. Purple Hair Troll was happy and then I came back to my place! There was no water and I was like Ok, don't panic, it has to come back soon and yes it did. Well after a couple of hours and some scary noises from the pipes, it sure did come back. Phew! But then all of a sudden, the flush went into a flushing mode. As in, it won't stop! This sudden never-ending cyclonic flush sound really freaked Mr. Purple Hair Troll out. He was not happy and I was not happy either. I ran like a crazy person in search of the super but instead found this nice old man. He came and spent quite a long time trying to fix the problem. Although every time I asked him, he would say "no problem!" "no problem!" followed by "I don't know" I was really confused, and wished I knew some Polish or whatever his language was, yes that would have been really nice. In any case, he finally fixed it but as soon as he left , it started all over again! So by this time I was late and I couldn't really take it anymore so I just left. Well I just came back and somehow the problem has disappeared! I don't want to know anymore and I'm sure you don't either. So how about just relaxing a little bit and checking out some music and dancing Trolls.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
A Troll Kind of Morning...
Guys, I’m in a deep thought. I’m thinking about how it must be like to get ready every morning if you got hair like a Troll! Always out of control…Uhum, I think we’ve all had those mornings, right? So what’s up with the Troll’s hair anyway? Have they ever heard of a straightener? I personally don’t like ironing up my hair to a pulp, but hey some people are really good at it, no seriously. You know who you are! Yes, you with the nice, smooth, and shiny hair. I know it’s not natural, ok. Seriously guys what’s not natural are these crazy Troll dolls bright hair colors, where do they get all these neon colors anyway? In any case, going back to my deep thought about a Troll's morning, I actually found an answer to my thought. These good people have made a really fun video on their Troll dolls morning. Check it out!
Monday, February 16, 2009
Wish Stones
So do you guys remember the sparkly belly button troll dolls! Yeah the ones with the wish stone? Yes? No? Oh I see you’re trying to block them out of your memory hmm…well no worries, let me give you a blast from the past.
Now do you remember the secret hidden jewels? I mean seriously how is it a secret? I guess it’s the part where you were shocked into a sparkle as you went to change your Troll doll’s clothes. So sad, that they didn’t giggle in real. We would have all laughed with them. I know, you’re thinking wow; I can’t believe I wished on a plastic sparkly jewel! and you thought all your wishes would come true? Didn’t you? Personally if I had giggling Troll dolls popping out from under my sheets, I would say run! The bed has been infested with mini Chucky demonic Troll dolls!
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Happy Valentine's Day!
YEAY!, the day that brings out the extreme in us. Don't you just love that? You know it causes some of us to have some really extreme emotions as in "I hate red aisles, I mean why are they red, seriously?" "Why is it red everywhere, it's like blood or something, ugghh." I guess some of us are still scared from walking down the extreme pink Barbie isles. Something about one solid color for an aisle, it can be nauseating. Some of us are just really happy and in love. "Aww, i love red aisle's, they are so full of love, passion... aww a heart shaped candy box, so sweet." "Aww...you brought red flowers and a red teddy, have i told you lately how much i love." And some of us are just confused. "I hate this red aisle, but i love the heart shaped candies, YUM!"
Well, I say it's time for a change! how about a day of Laughs? We tell each other jokes and laugh all day! This will be a better use of our extreme emotions. Don't you think? In any case, whether you're laughing or crying today, there's nothing better then a Troll jingle to make your day! So here is Jimmy Fallon and his Troll jingles. Enjoy!
AND for some extra laughs, check out the Troll impressions!
Happy V-day! everyone :)
Friday, February 13, 2009
What's Your Story?
Name: Purple Half Cut Burnt Hair Troll DOB: Somewhere in the U.S.A Current Sighting: In the Khan family residence Known for: Mysteriously appearing out of nowhere Hobby: Traveling
People, this is a Troll call! So what’s your story?
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