YOU REMIND ME OF...

Little monkey! you remind me of a Troll doll. You're a mess my friend. What kind of a fashion statement is this? What? did you say you don't even have time to scratch your head. Yeah, but I'm sure you have time to scratch your friend's head. Good excuse monkey! but this is the real world, and in the real world people comb their hair. Stop being such a rebel and go comb!

All Ready for Spring Break!



This cool Troll doll is all ready for Spring Break but are YOU ready for one? I know I am!

Troll Dolls Fight Evil!

I always wondered if these tiny Troll dolls could protect themselves from a ninja! Well thanks to this fun video, i just got my questioned answered. Let me tell you these Troll dolls really know how to fight some evil! But then is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle really evil? Haha. I love those guys!

Happy Birthday Barbie!

Well of course we're going to wish Barbie doll a happy birthday whether the Trolls really like it or not. After all, It is her 50th birthday! I know Trolls and Barbie have had an ongoing strange relationship, at least in this blog's world. First mini Trolls got boxed with her, then the Trolls tried to cook Barbie and now she wants to play with their hair. It's all very crazy! I really sense a little bit of love hate relationship thing going on here. In any case we need to respect the fact that she's fifty and looks forever young. I think I speak on behalf of Mr. Purple Hair Troll and the rest of the Troll community when I say Barbie, please share your secret youth recipe. You will give these Trolls a chance to look less ugly and more cute.

To celebrate Barbie's birthday, we will go back in time and see this amazing commercial on Troll Barbie! Where Barbie has gone Troll crazy and wants to mix and match Troll hair. If I tried to snatch away people's hair or let's say wigs, I would most likely get punched in the face! What are your thoughts? on Barbie? her birthday? or the complex Troll and Barbie relationship?

Also check out these interesting facts on Barbie
http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/03/barbie-annivers.html

Meet The Trolls Band

I am just amazed at all these Troll videos out there! Well this one is really cute. It's a behind the scene look at the band "The Trolls." Check out their concert towards the end. Their song "Troll Power" rocks, although I wish I could hear their hit single "I Wanna Comb Your Hair" as well. I like the fans dancing around too. One thing I don't get though are the long hands of the fans in the front of the stage. Since when did Troll dolls start having really long hands? haha

Troll Doll Eyeglass Case!



Well what do you think? Interesting, Isn't it? My only problem is reaching inside the monster looking Troll doll's mouth to get my glasses! Those teeth look a little sharp don't you think?

YOU REMIND ME OF...

Chicks, you have an uncanny resemblance to Troll Doll hair! Who did this to you? Were you being bad? or were you trying to look like a Troll Doll? Why would you do this to yourself? Answer me! Aww you're too cute and colorful so It's ok, hey wait a minute. So this is how it works. You know I get distracted by colorful and sparkly things!

Oh God I'm talking to colorful chicks and that's not ok but hey while I ponder upon that, why don't you guys check out the following image. Observe and Enjoy!

By the way Thanks to the friend who brought the chicks to my attention and if you're seriously interested in the real story of the chicks, just click on the image.

BATTLE TROLLS

"Collect them before they Collect YOU!"



Ok so did they want the kids to buy the Trolls or run for their lives? Hmm...I don't know what to say. This must have been traumatizing for a lot of kids.

Is That Mr. Purple Hair?

"Oh No! Mr. Purple Hair got kidnapped!" Seriously? Yes, that's exactly what my first reaction was as well friends. But have no fear Mr. Purple Hair is near. In fact, he panicked and screamed along with me and then we saw each other and screamed a little more! But wait, Chimps like Trolls Dolls? When did this happen? I would think they would be screaming with fear but I guess this Chimp really likes playing with Mr. Purple Hair look-alike. Then again, Troll dolls are a little more cute than the evil Trolls. I'm curious to know what an animal's toy collection these days include, especially the ones in the Zoo? Any thoughts?

Troll Museum is so GROOVY!

Somehow I'm not surprised to find out that there is a Troll museum out there. After all, we have a museum for every possible thing you can imagine. Some of the very bizarre ones include the Toilet museum, Burger museum, Hair museum, Shoe Museum and the Nut Museum, as in the nuts you eat and not the crazies. So hey, why not a Troll museum. This lovely lady had so many Trolls that she decided to open up a museum. I have a lot of books! so could I open up a book museum? It's interesting, especially when she talks about using one of her Norfin Trolls to store change. She took the head off but then she couldn't put it back on. Poor Troll doll must have been mortified. No wonder they get nasty at times. Speaking of which, she wonders as to why people are afraid of the Troll dolls. Well lady, have you ever watched Trolls horror film (1986)? yeah Ok so they're not the traditional Troll dolls but they are definitely the evil nasty really distant cousins of these cute but ugly dolls.

Those Mischievous Trolls!

Yup they're at it again but this time it's more funny, and not at all disturbing! So lean back, grab a drink and watch this cute video by TheElectricBananas.

Barbie Doll Roast - Yikes!

I know you're most probably thinking, wow this time she's gone really dark! But seriously guys It's not me. It's those nasty Trolls. I may not be fond of Barbies, but I still prefer Ramen noodles over Barbie roast! Yes I know, It's a little disturbing. Ok maybe more than a little. But hey, get use to it because I have some more shocking stuff coming your way. Aha! and you thought all Trolls were sweet and innocent. Such is not the case my friends. By the way, I'm still trying to understand how they manage to set all this up without setting themselves on fire! Woah now that would have been quite a Stew!

Another Troll Doll Cartoon

Hi guys! I came across this old action figures commercial and it seems like these were based on Troll dolls as well. This is a commercial for "Stone Protectors" action figures. Anyone knows anything about this one? My guess is that this was the Troll cartoon for boys? It seems quite obvious but hey I could be wrong. Interesting, for some reason I don't remember this one at all. Who knows maybe I was watching "Thundercats" or "Transformers" or something while this was on. Maybe that's why i missed it. I think the good part is that they are all really cool warrior looking rockers and have their hair all trimmed up. The bad part is that they are all warrior looking rockers who have their hair all trimmed up! haha. I think one day I'll have to do a compare sheet between this and "Trollz" to see which one is more exciting or annoying.

Here's the Intro I think.

Barbie & Troll = Power Combo!

First of all look at it, tiny little cute Troll doll next to or on top of (ok that sounds wrong but you know what i mean) giant Barbie doll. Actually it looks kind of scared but what a combo! I know some of you hate Barbie dolls but that's ok you can toss the Barbie and keep the mini Troll doll. For those of you who like Barbie, you can just sell the mini on ebay or something. Please do not throw the mini Troll out, he does not deserve it. Although some of you might disagree , yes YOU i know you tried to put your troll doll's hair on fire! looking the other way doesn't help, I can still see you. Now for those of you who love them both, it can't get better! Come on, you have to agree that this is truly a power combo!

It's waiting for you at Amazon :)
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UD1M5O/ref=nosim?tag=buy-toys-online-20&linkCode=sb1&camp=212353&creative=380549

A Troll Cartoon

Hello everyone! So one of you wanted to know if there were any cartoons on Troll dolls. Well, I found this one called "Trollz." You might remember it? I think I kind of do remember this one. It's based on the troll dolls, so they don't exactly look like the original dolls but the hair thing is there for sure.

Here's a clip. Apparently, one of the "BFFL" Topaz is possessed! No, seriously she is! Those darn Gremlins! Check it out.


They even have an official music video called "It's a Hair Thing" OMG, No Waaay, It's so COOL!!


But my favorite is this Spanish version. Me gusta mucho.

A Troll Kind of Morning...

Guys, I’m in a deep thought. I’m thinking about how it must be like to get ready every morning if you got hair like a Troll! Always out of control…Uhum, I think we’ve all had those mornings, right? So what’s up with the Troll’s hair anyway? Have they ever heard of a straightener? I personally don’t like ironing up my hair to a pulp, but hey some people are really good at it, no seriously. You know who you are! Yes, you with the nice, smooth, and shiny hair. I know it’s not natural, ok. Seriously guys what’s not natural are these crazy Troll dolls bright hair colors, where do they get all these neon colors anyway? In any case, going back to my deep thought about a Troll's morning, I actually found an answer to my thought. These good people have made a really fun video on their Troll dolls morning. Check it out!

Wish Stones

So do you guys remember the sparkly belly button troll dolls! Yeah the ones with the wish stone? Yes? No? Oh I see you’re trying to block them out of your memory hmm…well no worries, let me give you a blast from the past.






Now do you remember the secret hidden jewels? I mean seriously how is it a secret? I guess it’s the part where you were shocked into a sparkle as you went to change your Troll doll’s clothes. So sad, that they didn’t giggle in real. We would have all laughed with them. I know, you’re thinking wow; I can’t believe I wished on a plastic sparkly jewel! and you thought all your wishes would come true? Didn’t you? Personally if I had giggling Troll dolls popping out from under my sheets, I would say run! The bed has been infested with mini Chucky demonic Troll dolls!