An Alien Troll Doll



Here's another interesting find from EBay. An alien Troll doll with a ray gun. And he's not green he's all silver! Now this is definitely a unique one.

Not All Trolls Are Created Equal - A Short

Here's another stop-motion short. Ok! so this one is really violent towards the end. If you can't handle blood and body parts then I suggest you stop watching it around 3:50. As I mentioned in my earlier posts, there are evil trolls and then there are the cute and ugly trolls. Basically if you're a troll that is found to have red blood, then you are considered to be a conspirator with the human race and thus punished and destroyed. Unfortunately, this is exactly what happens to the Troll doll in this short and I think you can imagine the rest! In terms of animation, you can tell the artist worked really hard on the details and it is certainly one of the good animation works I have seen on the topic of trolls so far.

CAUTION: Extreme Troll Violence. Not intended for little ones.

Grow Troll Hair!

I was so excited to find these offensive Rocker Trolls that have the Chia pet thing going on but unfortunately they have been discontinued. Too bad, it would have been fun to watch these trolls grow their hair. You can see their names as Grungy, Flippy and Gropey. Apparently they each came with their name tattooed on their behind! haha. They also came with an acorn or leaf hat to wear once they lost their hair. Interesting how they got hats to cover their bald heads but what about their naked bodies? :) How about some armpit pants like that surfer Troll had on?

Edvard Grieg - March Of The Trolls
Lyrical Pieces Op.54 No. 3 - Troldtog (March of the Trolls)



Edvard Grieg (1843-1907) known as the greatest Norwegian composer and pianist, composed during the Romantic period.

For more information go to:
Edvard Grieg museum Troldhaugen
http://www.kunstmuseene.no/Default.asp?enhet=troldhaugen&sp=2
Biography of Grieg by prof. Harald Herresthal
http://www.mnc.net/norway/GRIEG.HTM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edvard_Grieg

Good Luck Trolls: Fact or Fiction?

Seriously guys, do Troll dolls actually bring good luck? Riiight! so are you saying, my slipping over a banana peel was just a coincidence? Well you know, as usual I needed some answers so i did a little digging around and found this video. Its like they knew I was going to ask this question! So what is it? Fact or Fiction? You'll just have to watch this video to find out. :)

Happy St. Patrick's Day!



All ready to celebrate St. Patty's day :)

Raise Your Glasses!

Don't just raise any glasses, raise these unique Troll doll ones! Aren't they just cute? These are Troll Doll Pint glasses but you can drink whatever you want in them and still have fun!

YOU REMIND ME OF...

Little monkey! you remind me of a Troll doll. You're a mess my friend. What kind of a fashion statement is this? What? did you say you don't even have time to scratch your head. Yeah, but I'm sure you have time to scratch your friend's head. Good excuse monkey! but this is the real world, and in the real world people comb their hair. Stop being such a rebel and go comb!

OH MY GOD!

Guys I just can't stop laughing! This has to be seriously the worst acting job ever. It's a scene from Troll 2 (1990). It's all about the evil Trolls and was meant to be horror but all I see is horrible comedy. This movie will never be on my list but if you want to keep laughing then forward through the following montage clip. Do check out the scene around 3:10 when the father is running down the hall and giving a speech on hospitality! It's hilarious. Also check out the dance sequence around 4:56, What is she doing? I really don't know what they were thinking.

TROLL 2 Montage

It's Friday the 13th...

Oooh It's Friday the 13th and It's time for something SCARY. I wanted to show you guys this really scary video but now I can't find it! In any case, no worries here's a Troll doll, gone a little "Psycho" and it's scarrryyy! By the way today is also my sister's B-day, who just loves horror movies. So little sis this one is for you!

All Ready for Spring Break!



This cool Troll doll is all ready for Spring Break but are YOU ready for one? I know I am!

Troll Dolls Fight Evil!

I always wondered if these tiny Troll dolls could protect themselves from a ninja! Well thanks to this fun video, i just got my questioned answered. Let me tell you these Troll dolls really know how to fight some evil! But then is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle really evil? Haha. I love those guys!

Troll Doll Stroller!

I know you always wanted one! And it's all good unless, you want to look like a crazy running around town with a very tiny stroller on your behind. Sorry to break it to you but this one is purely for the Troll dolls or anything the size of a baby. So while you walk, thousands of miles, your Troll doll can have the time of its life. It even comes with a poppy red cushion. How lovely, something nice and soft for those tiny bottoms.

Wanna buy it? It's only $280!
http://yhst-37542584897213.stores.yahoo.net/amc-si-troll.html

Happy Birthday Barbie!

Well of course we're going to wish Barbie doll a happy birthday whether the Trolls really like it or not. After all, It is her 50th birthday! I know Trolls and Barbie have had an ongoing strange relationship, at least in this blog's world. First mini Trolls got boxed with her, then the Trolls tried to cook Barbie and now she wants to play with their hair. It's all very crazy! I really sense a little bit of love hate relationship thing going on here. In any case we need to respect the fact that she's fifty and looks forever young. I think I speak on behalf of Mr. Purple Hair Troll and the rest of the Troll community when I say Barbie, please share your secret youth recipe. You will give these Trolls a chance to look less ugly and more cute.

To celebrate Barbie's birthday, we will go back in time and see this amazing commercial on Troll Barbie! Where Barbie has gone Troll crazy and wants to mix and match Troll hair. If I tried to snatch away people's hair or let's say wigs, I would most likely get punched in the face! What are your thoughts? on Barbie? her birthday? or the complex Troll and Barbie relationship?

Also check out these interesting facts on Barbie
http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/03/barbie-annivers.html

What! Trolls LOVE Shoes?

I know you guys are thinking the same thing, What!? Trolls love shoes but they don't even wear shoes! The answer is yes and no. The Ugly cute little troll dolls don't wear anything. It's true, I mean they're always naked. Well ok sometimes they have clothes on but some I did see with just the shoes and I'm not sure what the point is there. In any case, this video is all about the really ugly evil trolls. You know the kind in the Trolls horror movie, ok maybe that's too ugly but you get the point. Check it out, It involves, ugly giant evil trolls, lots of shoes and a fun shoe song.

Caution: Profane Language!

Meet The Trolls Band

I am just amazed at all these Troll videos out there! Well this one is really cute. It's a behind the scene look at the band "The Trolls." Check out their concert towards the end. Their song "Troll Power" rocks, although I wish I could hear their hit single "I Wanna Comb Your Hair" as well. I like the fans dancing around too. One thing I don't get though are the long hands of the fans in the front of the stage. Since when did Troll dolls start having really long hands? haha

Troll Doll Eyeglass Case!



Well what do you think? Interesting, Isn't it? My only problem is reaching inside the monster looking Troll doll's mouth to get my glasses! Those teeth look a little sharp don't you think?

YOU REMIND ME OF...

Chicks, you have an uncanny resemblance to Troll Doll hair! Who did this to you? Were you being bad? or were you trying to look like a Troll Doll? Why would you do this to yourself? Answer me! Aww you're too cute and colorful so It's ok, hey wait a minute. So this is how it works. You know I get distracted by colorful and sparkly things!

Oh God I'm talking to colorful chicks and that's not ok but hey while I ponder upon that, why don't you guys check out the following image. Observe and Enjoy!

By the way Thanks to the friend who brought the chicks to my attention and if you're seriously interested in the real story of the chicks, just click on the image.

Dr. Troll and The Pillsbury Dough Boy - A SHORT



An Interesting short animation I came across. Check it out!

BATTLE TROLLS

"Collect them before they Collect YOU!"



Ok so did they want the kids to buy the Trolls or run for their lives? Hmm...I don't know what to say. This must have been traumatizing for a lot of kids.

Is That Mr. Purple Hair?

"Oh No! Mr. Purple Hair got kidnapped!" Seriously? Yes, that's exactly what my first reaction was as well friends. But have no fear Mr. Purple Hair is near. In fact, he panicked and screamed along with me and then we saw each other and screamed a little more! But wait, Chimps like Trolls Dolls? When did this happen? I would think they would be screaming with fear but I guess this Chimp really likes playing with Mr. Purple Hair look-alike. Then again, Troll dolls are a little more cute than the evil Trolls. I'm curious to know what an animal's toy collection these days include, especially the ones in the Zoo? Any thoughts?

Troll Museum is so GROOVY!

Somehow I'm not surprised to find out that there is a Troll museum out there. After all, we have a museum for every possible thing you can imagine. Some of the very bizarre ones include the Toilet museum, Burger museum, Hair museum, Shoe Museum and the Nut Museum, as in the nuts you eat and not the crazies. So hey, why not a Troll museum. This lovely lady had so many Trolls that she decided to open up a museum. I have a lot of books! so could I open up a book museum? It's interesting, especially when she talks about using one of her Norfin Trolls to store change. She took the head off but then she couldn't put it back on. Poor Troll doll must have been mortified. No wonder they get nasty at times. Speaking of which, she wonders as to why people are afraid of the Troll dolls. Well lady, have you ever watched Trolls horror film (1986)? yeah Ok so they're not the traditional Troll dolls but they are definitely the evil nasty really distant cousins of these cute but ugly dolls.