Happy St. Patrick's Day!



All ready to celebrate St. Patty's day :)

YOU REMIND ME OF...

Little monkey! you remind me of a Troll doll. You're a mess my friend. What kind of a fashion statement is this? What? did you say you don't even have time to scratch your head. Yeah, but I'm sure you have time to scratch your friend's head. Good excuse monkey! but this is the real world, and in the real world people comb their hair. Stop being such a rebel and go comb!

It's Friday the 13th...

Oooh It's Friday the 13th and It's time for something SCARY. I wanted to show you guys this really scary video but now I can't find it! In any case, no worries here's a Troll doll, gone a little "Psycho" and it's scarrryyy! By the way today is also my sister's B-day, who just loves horror movies. So little sis this one is for you!

All Ready for Spring Break!



This cool Troll doll is all ready for Spring Break but are YOU ready for one? I know I am!

Troll Dolls Fight Evil!

I always wondered if these tiny Troll dolls could protect themselves from a ninja! Well thanks to this fun video, i just got my questioned answered. Let me tell you these Troll dolls really know how to fight some evil! But then is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle really evil? Haha. I love those guys!

Troll Doll Stroller!

I know you always wanted one! And it's all good unless, you want to look like a crazy running around town with a very tiny stroller on your behind. Sorry to break it to you but this one is purely for the Troll dolls or anything the size of a baby. So while you walk, thousands of miles, your Troll doll can have the time of its life. It even comes with a poppy red cushion. How lovely, something nice and soft for those tiny bottoms.

Wanna buy it? It's only $280!
http://yhst-37542584897213.stores.yahoo.net/amc-si-troll.html

What! Trolls LOVE Shoes?

I know you guys are thinking the same thing, What!? Trolls love shoes but they don't even wear shoes! The answer is yes and no. The Ugly cute little troll dolls don't wear anything. It's true, I mean they're always naked. Well ok sometimes they have clothes on but some I did see with just the shoes and I'm not sure what the point is there. In any case, this video is all about the really ugly evil trolls. You know the kind in the Trolls horror movie, ok maybe that's too ugly but you get the point. Check it out, It involves, ugly giant evil trolls, lots of shoes and a fun shoe song.

Caution: Profane Language!

Meet The Trolls Band

I am just amazed at all these Troll videos out there! Well this one is really cute. It's a behind the scene look at the band "The Trolls." Check out their concert towards the end. Their song "Troll Power" rocks, although I wish I could hear their hit single "I Wanna Comb Your Hair" as well. I like the fans dancing around too. One thing I don't get though are the long hands of the fans in the front of the stage. Since when did Troll dolls start having really long hands? haha

YOU REMIND ME OF...

Chicks, you have an uncanny resemblance to Troll Doll hair! Who did this to you? Were you being bad? or were you trying to look like a Troll Doll? Why would you do this to yourself? Answer me! Aww you're too cute and colorful so It's ok, hey wait a minute. So this is how it works. You know I get distracted by colorful and sparkly things!

Oh God I'm talking to colorful chicks and that's not ok but hey while I ponder upon that, why don't you guys check out the following image. Observe and Enjoy!

By the way Thanks to the friend who brought the chicks to my attention and if you're seriously interested in the real story of the chicks, just click on the image.

BATTLE TROLLS

"Collect them before they Collect YOU!"



Ok so did they want the kids to buy the Trolls or run for their lives? Hmm...I don't know what to say. This must have been traumatizing for a lot of kids.

Is That Mr. Purple Hair?

"Oh No! Mr. Purple Hair got kidnapped!" Seriously? Yes, that's exactly what my first reaction was as well friends. But have no fear Mr. Purple Hair is near. In fact, he panicked and screamed along with me and then we saw each other and screamed a little more! But wait, Chimps like Trolls Dolls? When did this happen? I would think they would be screaming with fear but I guess this Chimp really likes playing with Mr. Purple Hair look-alike. Then again, Troll dolls are a little more cute than the evil Trolls. I'm curious to know what an animal's toy collection these days include, especially the ones in the Zoo? Any thoughts?

Troll Museum is so GROOVY!

Somehow I'm not surprised to find out that there is a Troll museum out there. After all, we have a museum for every possible thing you can imagine. Some of the very bizarre ones include the Toilet museum, Burger museum, Hair museum, Shoe Museum and the Nut Museum, as in the nuts you eat and not the crazies. So hey, why not a Troll museum. This lovely lady had so many Trolls that she decided to open up a museum. I have a lot of books! so could I open up a book museum? It's interesting, especially when she talks about using one of her Norfin Trolls to store change. She took the head off but then she couldn't put it back on. Poor Troll doll must have been mortified. No wonder they get nasty at times. Speaking of which, she wonders as to why people are afraid of the Troll dolls. Well lady, have you ever watched Trolls horror film (1986)? yeah Ok so they're not the traditional Troll dolls but they are definitely the evil nasty really distant cousins of these cute but ugly dolls.

The Perfect Yard Sign

Finally! a perfect gift for all those evil people who torture young and old. The ones who refuse to return any kind of items that may cross their royal threshold. This great yard sign will help you in two ways. One, it will tell you that the evil person living inside the house is really an evil troll. So you should play really bad that day and don't give anything your best shot. Second, it will inform you that he or she will keep your ball so bring more than one!

Evil Troll Yard Sign
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Those Mischievous Trolls!

Yup they're at it again but this time it's more funny, and not at all disturbing! So lean back, grab a drink and watch this cute video by TheElectricBananas.

Another Troll Doll Cartoon

Hi guys! I came across this old action figures commercial and it seems like these were based on Troll dolls as well. This is a commercial for "Stone Protectors" action figures. Anyone knows anything about this one? My guess is that this was the Troll cartoon for boys? It seems quite obvious but hey I could be wrong. Interesting, for some reason I don't remember this one at all. Who knows maybe I was watching "Thundercats" or "Transformers" or something while this was on. Maybe that's why i missed it. I think the good part is that they are all really cool warrior looking rockers and have their hair all trimmed up. The bad part is that they are all warrior looking rockers who have their hair all trimmed up! haha. I think one day I'll have to do a compare sheet between this and "Trollz" to see which one is more exciting or annoying.

Here's the Intro I think.

Barbie & Troll = Power Combo!

First of all look at it, tiny little cute Troll doll next to or on top of (ok that sounds wrong but you know what i mean) giant Barbie doll. Actually it looks kind of scared but what a combo! I know some of you hate Barbie dolls but that's ok you can toss the Barbie and keep the mini Troll doll. For those of you who like Barbie, you can just sell the mini on ebay or something. Please do not throw the mini Troll out, he does not deserve it. Although some of you might disagree , yes YOU i know you tried to put your troll doll's hair on fire! looking the other way doesn't help, I can still see you. Now for those of you who love them both, it can't get better! Come on, you have to agree that this is truly a power combo!

It's waiting for you at Amazon :)
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UD1M5O/ref=nosim?tag=buy-toys-online-20&linkCode=sb1&camp=212353&creative=380549

A Troll Cartoon

Hello everyone! So one of you wanted to know if there were any cartoons on Troll dolls. Well, I found this one called "Trollz." You might remember it? I think I kind of do remember this one. It's based on the troll dolls, so they don't exactly look like the original dolls but the hair thing is there for sure.

Here's a clip. Apparently, one of the "BFFL" Topaz is possessed! No, seriously she is! Those darn Gremlins! Check it out.


They even have an official music video called "It's a Hair Thing" OMG, No Waaay, It's so COOL!!


But my favorite is this Spanish version. Me gusta mucho.

The Treehouse Troll Family

I don't know about you guys but I have never heard of "The Treehouse Troll" movies. When did this happen? and what is this? Those eyes, Oh my God! I just kept on staring and started singing along, It was really scary. They go "We are Treehouse kids and we aren't very big." Are they kidding me? I mean have they seen themselves in the mirror lately. I had to find out more, so i searched, and I found this very interesting article on "The Treehouse Trolls." Here's the link, http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0912/ BUT FIRST! prepare yourself and check out the video. Happy Friday!

What a Day!

Well it started out as a not so bad day. I had a field trip to the Glamour Magazine. It was great, there was water, food, and brownies. I was happy, Mr. Purple Hair Troll was happy and then I came back to my place! There was no water and I was like Ok, don't panic, it has to come back soon and yes it did. Well after a couple of hours and some scary noises from the pipes, it sure did come back. Phew! But then all of a sudden, the flush went into a flushing mode. As in, it won't stop! This sudden never-ending cyclonic flush sound really freaked Mr. Purple Hair Troll out. He was not happy and I was not happy either. I ran like a crazy person in search of the super but instead found this nice old man. He came and spent quite a long time trying to fix the problem. Although every time I asked him, he would say "no problem!" "no problem!" followed by "I don't know" I was really confused, and wished I knew some Polish or whatever his language was, yes that would have been really nice. In any case, he finally fixed it but as soon as he left , it started all over again! So by this time I was late and I couldn't really take it anymore so I just left. Well I just came back and somehow the problem has disappeared! I don't want to know anymore and I'm sure you don't either. So how about just relaxing a little bit and checking out some music and dancing Trolls.

A Troll Kind of Morning...

Guys, I’m in a deep thought. I’m thinking about how it must be like to get ready every morning if you got hair like a Troll! Always out of control…Uhum, I think we’ve all had those mornings, right? So what’s up with the Troll’s hair anyway? Have they ever heard of a straightener? I personally don’t like ironing up my hair to a pulp, but hey some people are really good at it, no seriously. You know who you are! Yes, you with the nice, smooth, and shiny hair. I know it’s not natural, ok. Seriously guys what’s not natural are these crazy Troll dolls bright hair colors, where do they get all these neon colors anyway? In any case, going back to my deep thought about a Troll's morning, I actually found an answer to my thought. These good people have made a really fun video on their Troll dolls morning. Check it out!