Finally! a perfect gift for all those evil people who torture young and old. The ones who refuse to return any kind of items that may cross their royal threshold. This great yard sign will help you in two ways. One, it will tell you that the evil person living inside the house is really an evil troll. So you should play really bad that day and don't give anything your best shot. Second, it will inform you that he or she will keep your ball so bring more than one!
Yup they're at it again but this time it's more funny, and not at all disturbing! So lean back, grab a drink and watch this cute video by TheElectricBananas.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Cheerios!
Hola amigos! How's everyone? I know some of you are still a little disturbed by my last post so I thought I go a little easy this time. So, you want to know something cool? Mr. Purple Hair found a little book inside the Cheerios cereal box! Yes, Isn't It fun? I think It's a lot of fun, especially if It's a bilingual (English and Spanish) story book! Although, we couldn't find the book at first :( After all, the sign "Book Inside" pointing to the actual book was kind of small. ;) I personally liked it when it used to be more of a mystery. Ooh look inside to find the mystery toy or dump the box, there's a surprise. Ok, they really didn't say that but you get the flow. So what did you guys find in the cereal box? I remember, little spoons, stickers, watches, mini cars, candy bars, Gremlins and the two headed Troll dolls! Ok fine, minus the last two but you have to admit that would have been a true surprise and a lot of fun!
Barbie Doll Roast - Yikes!
I know you're most probably thinking, wow this time she's gone really dark! But seriously guys It's not me. It's those nasty Trolls. I may not be fond of Barbies, but I still prefer Ramen noodles over Barbie roast! Yes I know, It's a little disturbing. Ok maybe more than a little. But hey, get use to it because I have some more shocking stuff coming your way. Aha! and you thought all Trolls were sweet and innocent. Such is not the case my friends. By the way, I'm still trying to understand how they manage to set all this up without setting themselves on fire! Woah now that would have been quite a Stew!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Another Troll Doll Cartoon
Hi guys! I came across this old action figures commercial and it seems like these were based on Troll dolls as well. This is a commercial for "Stone Protectors" action figures. Anyone knows anything about this one? My guess is that this was the Troll cartoon for boys? It seems quite obvious but hey I could be wrong. Interesting, for some reason I don't remember this one at all. Who knows maybe I was watching "Thundercats" or "Transformers" or something while this was on. Maybe that's why i missed it. I think the good part is that they are all really cool warrior looking rockers and have their hair all trimmed up. The bad part is that they are all warrior looking rockers who have their hair all trimmed up! haha. I think one day I'll have to do a compare sheet between this and "Trollz" to see which one is more exciting or annoying.
Here's the Intro I think.
Two Headed Troll Doll
I saw this " very rare two headed" Troll doll on eBay and I had to share it with you guys. WOW! I guess anything is possible then why not a two headed troll doll! What do you guys think?
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Barbie & Troll = Power Combo!
First of all look at it, tiny little cute Troll doll next to or on top of (ok that sounds wrong but you know what i mean) giant Barbie doll. Actually it looks kind of scared but what a combo! I know some of you hate Barbie dolls but that's ok you can toss the Barbie and keep the mini Troll doll. For those of you who like Barbie, you can just sell the mini on ebay or something. Please do not throw the mini Troll out, he does not deserve it. Although some of you might disagree , yes YOU i know you tried to put your troll doll's hair on fire! looking the other way doesn't help, I can still see you. Now for those of you who love them both, it can't get better! Come on, you have to agree that this is truly a power combo!
Hello everyone! So one of you wanted to know if there were any cartoons on Troll dolls. Well, I found this one called "Trollz." You might remember it? I think I kind of do remember this one. It's based on the troll dolls, so they don't exactly look like the original dolls but the hair thing is there for sure.
Here's a clip. Apparently, one of the "BFFL" Topaz is possessed! No, seriously she is! Those darn Gremlins! Check it out.
They even have an official music video called "It's a Hair Thing" OMG, No Waaay, It's so COOL!!
But my favorite is this Spanish version. Me gusta mucho.
Friday, February 20, 2009
The Treehouse Troll Family
I don't know about you guys but I have never heard of "The Treehouse Troll" movies. When did this happen? and what is this? Those eyes, Oh my God! I just kept on staring and started singing along, It was really scary. They go "We are Treehouse kids and we aren't very big." Are they kidding me? I mean have they seen themselves in the mirror lately. I had to find out more, so i searched, and I found this very interesting article on "The Treehouse Trolls." Here's the link, http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0912/ BUT FIRST! prepare yourself and check out the video. Happy Friday!
Thursday, February 19, 2009
What a Day!
Well it started out as a not so bad day. I had a field trip to the Glamour Magazine. It was great, there was water, food, and brownies. I was happy, Mr. Purple Hair Troll was happy and then I came back to my place! There was no water and I was like Ok, don't panic, it has to come back soon and yes it did. Well after a couple of hours and some scary noises from the pipes, it sure did come back. Phew! But then all of a sudden, the flush went into a flushing mode. As in, it won't stop! This sudden never-ending cyclonic flush sound really freaked Mr. Purple Hair Troll out. He was not happy and I was not happy either. I ran like a crazy person in search of the super but instead found this nice old man. He came and spent quite a long time trying to fix the problem. Although every time I asked him, he would say "no problem!" "no problem!" followed by "I don't know" I was really confused, and wished I knew some Polish or whatever his language was, yes that would have been really nice. In any case, he finally fixed it but as soon as he left , it started all over again! So by this time I was late and I couldn't really take it anymore so I just left. Well I just came back and somehow the problem has disappeared! I don't want to know anymore and I'm sure you don't either. So how about just relaxing a little bit and checking out some music and dancing Trolls.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Mr. Purple Hair Troll's Album
I thought you guys would like to see some pictures from Mr. Purple Hair Troll's album. These are a few from his adventure in MI in the cold of December. Although, he didn't get out much, I on the other hand got to shovel a lot of snow! yes, it was a lot of fun. Nothing excites me more then wearing a monkey cap and dancing with a shovel in the snow! Especially if the cap is bright orange...I think I might have scared my neighbors. You'll notice that Mr. Purple Hair Troll got really excited when he saw sweets everywhere. Let me tell you, the cupcakes were amazing and that Chocolate cake is one of the best, well after this one special Mocha Chocolate Chip Cake. I'll have to share a picture of that with you guys soon.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
A Troll Kind of Morning...
Guys, I’m in a deep thought. I’m thinking about how it must be like to get ready every morning if you got hair like a Troll! Always out of control…Uhum, I think we’ve all had those mornings, right? So what’s up with the Troll’s hair anyway? Have they ever heard of a straightener? I personally don’t like ironing up my hair to a pulp, but hey some people are really good at it, no seriously. You know who you are! Yes, you with the nice, smooth, and shiny hair. I know it’s not natural, ok. Seriously guys what’s not natural are these crazy Troll dolls bright hair colors, where do they get all these neon colors anyway? In any case, going back to my deep thought about a Troll's morning, I actually found an answer to my thought. These good people have made a really fun video on their Troll dolls morning. Check it out!
Monday, February 16, 2009
Wish Stones
So do you guys remember the sparkly belly button troll dolls! Yeah the ones with the wish stone? Yes? No? Oh I see you’re trying to block them out of your memory hmm…well no worries, let me give you a blast from the past.
Now do you remember the secret hidden jewels? I mean seriously how is it a secret? I guess it’s the part where you were shocked into a sparkle as you went to change your Troll doll’s clothes. So sad, that they didn’t giggle in real. We would have all laughed with them. I know, you’re thinking wow; I can’t believe I wished on a plastic sparkly jewel! and you thought all your wishes would come true? Didn’t you? Personally if I had giggling Troll dolls popping out from under my sheets, I would say run! The bed has been infested with mini Chucky demonic Troll dolls!
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Something Scary
Mr. Purple Hair has been thinking about his failed attempt to watch a movie last night. You see, we wanted to watch a movie but all the shows were sold out! It was pure madness, how can every show be sold out? What nonsense, especially all the horror movies? Isn’t V Day about love? Mr. Purple Hair thought it was scary that everyone was watching “Friday The 13th” on Valentine’s Day!
You know what’s scary in my opinion is this image of the Zombie Troll Doll. WARNING! This is quite graphic so if you can’t handle intestines popping out then this is not for you.
The artist is a Horror doll converter. He takes dolls of all kinds and converts them in to something evil. AHH, why didn’t I ever think of this before!
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Happy Valentine's Day!
YEAY!, the day that brings out the extreme in us. Don't you just love that? You know it causes some of us to have some really extreme emotions as in "I hate red aisles, I mean why are they red, seriously?" "Why is it red everywhere, it's like blood or something, ugghh." I guess some of us are still scared from walking down the extreme pink Barbie isles. Something about one solid color for an aisle, it can be nauseating. Some of us are just really happy and in love. "Aww, i love red aisle's, they are so full of love, passion... aww a heart shaped candy box, so sweet." "Aww...you brought red flowers and a red teddy, have i told you lately how much i love." And some of us are just confused. "I hate this red aisle, but i love the heart shaped candies, YUM!"
Well, I say it's time for a change! how about a day of Laughs? We tell each other jokes and laugh all day! This will be a better use of our extreme emotions. Don't you think? In any case, whether you're laughing or crying today, there's nothing better then a Troll jingle to make your day! So here is Jimmy Fallon and his Troll jingles. Enjoy!
AND for some extra laughs, check out the Troll impressions!
Happy V-day! everyone :)
Friday, February 13, 2009
Dam Troll Monkey $800!
No my friends this is not a joke, seriously! All the way from Denmark, this 1960s Dam (named after its creator) doll is the real deal! I guess they got less ugly and a little more cute with time or maybe not? So if you’re looking to invest in something ugly and cute then let it be Troll dolls. I found this one on eBay for only $800. Hmm…I wonder if there are more expensive Troll dolls out there. Anyone?
Name: Purple Half Cut Burnt Hair Troll DOB: Somewhere in the U.S.A Current Sighting: In the Khan family residence Known for: Mysteriously appearing out of nowhere Hobby: Traveling
People, this is a Troll call! So what’s your story?
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